Week 11 - The Shakeup Showdown
Alpha Elites (8-3) 156.72 def. Sunday We PARLAY (6-5) 102.86
The champ is back on top, and Alpha didn’t just win — they destroyed Sunday We Parlay like a four-leg parlay ticket that missed by three legs. Josh Allen went absolutely nuclear, dropping 44.68 fantasy points with 317 yards and six total touchdowns, as if he was in MVP mode. Chase Brown nearly hit 100 on the ground, Ceedee and Zay chipped in efficient work, but the real trouble came from Kittle, who popped off for 24.7 and reminded everyone why he’s built out of equal parts granite and chaos. Even Maye got in on the fun, giving Alpha the rare "both my quarterbacks are top-tier scorers" flex. On the other sideline, Sunday We Parlay looked like a team that forgot what Sunday was. Lamar played like he left his controller unplugged (6.72 points), DJ Moore and Parker Washington were basically cardio specialists, and the only real bright spot was Achane being RB3 on the season and still moving like someone hit the turbo button. Fields put up a solid effort with 21.34, but the man got benched after Week 11, meaning Sunday’s QB problem is now officially on DEFCON 2. Alpha has now won two straight and reclaimed the throne, while Sunday drops to fifth and is now scrambling for a new QB like a guy checking waivers at 3 AM.
Trust The Bozzcess (6-5) 104.04 def. BBCmc (7-4) 100.76
Trust the Bozzcess said: “CMC? I fear no man — but him… he scares me.” And yet… she STILL took down THE BBC. A gritty, ugly, hand-to-hand fantasy brawl unfolded here. Baker Mayfield scrambled, spun, and bulldozed his way to 19.82, effectively playing like a man fighting for a contract. James Cook looked like 2020 Dalvin Cook with 18.9, while Kareem Hunt punched in a TD like he was back in the elevator with that woman from 2018. Jeanty didn’t explode this week (6.4), but he contributed enough in the passing game to keep the chains moving. Lawrence tossed in a TD, ran for another, and held the floor steady at 16.02. BBCmc countered with CMC — THE RB2 OF THE ENTIRE SEASON — dropping 32.6 in a massive performance. Javonte churned out tough yards, Ferguson did Ferguson things, and Caleb held his own, but Tua… Tua logged off early. Just 171 yards. No life. No spark. No chance. Because of this razor-thin loss, BBCmc drops to 2nd overall, and Trust the Bozzcess now rides a two-game win streak straight into playoff contention. The Bozzcess is cooking!
Stroud Boyz (2-9) 90.56 def. Hookah (4-7) 69.04
A battle between a team that forgot to set a lineup… until the commish sent a text through and a team that DID remember to set a lineup, but also started a player who was ruled OUT. Pure degeneracy, peak idiocracy. Stroud Boyz FINALLY get a positive write-up — because they earned it. Henderson detonated for 29.8 in a 3-TD explosion. Bam Knight put up a respectable 12.5, and even Jordan Addison got in on the action. The win is even more impressive when you realize Stroud Boyz started Slayton… who was ruled out. Brother won despite spotting his opponent a full player. Hookah, meanwhile… where do we begin. A manager who just traded Josh Jacobs immediately watched his team collapse - not that Jacobs would have helped much. McCarthy threw picks, Harvey did cardio, Pearsall and Kupp took the week off, and Hookah needed a reminder from the commissioner just to field a legal lineup. Bad manager of the week award: LOCKED IN. To make matters worse, Aaron Rodgers broke his wrist during this matchup, meaning Stroud Boyz’ season from hell somehow found a deeper basement level. Stroud Boyz also made a trade this week, acquiring Mason Taylor and Tory Horton — a move clearly aimed at next season. For once, hope exists. For once, they get the paragraph full of praise. Savor it.
Schluch21 (7-4) 125.84 def. MidnightCowboy54 (6-5) 103.46
This matchup was billed as a heavyweight fight — and it delivered body shots all day. Bijan Robinson erupted for 28.3, proving once again that paying for studs usually works out. Nico Collins put up a beautiful 19.7, and George Pickens — THE WHISPER-QUIET WR2 ON THE ENTIRE SEASON — hammered home 24.9 in a statement performance. Bowers added 14.2, and despite Herbert playing like he forgot the sport entirely, Schluch21 still powered through. Midnight had their share of fireworks too — Gibbs went off with 17.1, Puka delivered his usual finesse game, Kyren punched in a TD, and Darnold played like he was actively allergic to keeping possession of the football (four INTs). The biggest scare? Josh Jacobs leaving early… the same Josh Jacobs Midnight JUST TRADED FOR last week. Luckily, it appears he’ll be fine, saving Midnight from a full emotional collapse. Wandale Robinson underwhelmed, especially compared to how aggressively PJ bet him on DraftKings. Midnight falls to 6-5 — one of three teams at that exact record — and remains squarely in the playoff blender.
Bucks 4 Life (5-6) 163.04 def. Griddy Griddy Bang Bang (4-7) 101.46
Bucks put on an absolute CLINIC. Their team wasn’t cooking — they were running a full-service hibachi table.
Dak went nuclear with 26.32. Kelce (24.1), Etienne (19.3), Deebo (17.2), Diggs (15), JSN (16.1), and Henry (19.2) all contributed like they were competing for Employee of the Month. Even Mariota looked shockingly competent. JSN especially deserves a shoutout because HONESTLY, the man cannot be stopped. He is WR1 and has a 20.10 point lead over Pickens at number two. Griddy Griddy Bang Bang, meanwhile…it might be time for an intervention. QJ put up a full donut — zero, nada, nothing. Nickname suggestion: Quentin Zero. Actually… “Quentin Invisible” feels right. Use at your discretion. Despite London and McBride popping off, the rest of the squad ghosted. Judkins stuttered, Breece was contained, and Jefferson underwhelmed. Three straight losses later, Griddy is now shopping players on the trade block. Bucks, meanwhile, are one game out of playoff contention and heating up at exactly the right time.
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Week 10 - The Fight Continues
Alpha Elites (7-3) 191.14 def. Griddy Griddy Bang Bang (4-6) 147.94
Alpha Elites popped OFF — and by ‘off’! This was the highest team score of the entire season, and it wasn’t close. Jonathan Taylor dropped a 50-burger. Not just any 50 — the highest individual score by any player this season. 32 carries, 244 yards, 3 TDs, plus receiving yards? Brother was playing NCAA Football on Freshman difficulty. Josh Allen (22.34) was steady, Tez Johnson punched in two TDs, Warren basically turned into a full-blown WR2 with 99 receiving yards, and George Kittle went full beard-powered mode with 23.4 points on a perfect 9/9 line. Even Drake Maye came in with 19.1 points.
Meanwhile, Griddy showed signs of life, but ran face-first into a buzzsaw. Breece Hall scored, London balled with 21.4 and a two-point conversion, and McBride once again said “I’m the TE1 now” with 27.7. Even Goff had a clean 3-TD night. But this week belonged to Alpha, and especially to JT, Destroyer of Worlds.
BBCmc (7-3) 139.90 def. Hookah (4-6) 104.72
Another week, another clean win for BBCmc — this time with both QBs doing work. Danny Dimes (18.5) scrambled like he was running from his own career, Caleb Williams added 25.1 with a rushing TD, and the WR room did its classic “yeah, we’re all scoring today” lineup - Odunze: 17.6, Waddle: 16.9, and Davante Adams: 16.7. Hookah, meanwhile… well… they played. JJ McCarthy threw the ball like he was skipping rocks. Stafford actually balled (26.9, 4 TDs), but the headline here was the league-shaking chaos: Hookah traded Josh Jacobs mid-match. Mid. Match. Jacobs still dropped 19.2 before entering witness protection on a new roster. Hookah loses, sends away his best player, and the locker room is now investigating who authorized this trade.
Trust the Bozzcess (5-5) 137.44 def. Stroud Boyz (1-9) 124.84
The Bozzcess reclaimed royal authority with a much-needed dub. Baker Mayfield — yes, THAT Baker — cooked up 22.92 like it was 2018 Oklahoma again. Jeanty found the end zone. MHJ, Olave, and Egbuka all scored, because the Buckeye WR factory refuses to slow down. Trevor Lawrence… existed. Stroud Boyz actually showed fight:
Henderson was unstoppable with 147 yards and 2 TDs, Jennings and Johnson each found paydirt, and Njoku snagged one as well. But Rodgers throwing two picks was the fantasy equivalent of “nah, you’re not allowed to win this one.”
Stroud falls to 1-9, which means… Well, it means exactly what you think it means.
Sunday We PARLAY (6-4) 128.20 def. Schluch21 (6-4) 106.40
Sunday We PARLAY hit the cash-out button early and it worked. Lamar (16.64) was fine, but the entire matchup swung on one moment: De’Von Achane dropped 37.5 and looked like a Madden player whose speed slider got stuck at 100.
174 rushing yards, 2 TDs, plus 51 receiving. Absurd. Fields and DJ Moore combined for 7.96, which is a war crime, but Achane said “don’t worry boys, I got it.” Schluch21 had their bright spots - Collins: 19.1, McConkey: 18.7, and St. Brown: scored. But Bowers disappeared, and Bo Nix forgot which team he was throwing to. Two 6-4 teams now...
Midnightcowboy54 (6-4) 141.64 def. Bucks 4 Life (4-6) 126.60
This one was quietly one of the best matchups of the week. Midnight rode Gibbs going ballistic (36.7, THREE TDs), Barkley grinding out 100 total yards, Puka catching a TD, Kyren (“Karen”) Williams scoring twice, and Hurts adding 14.02 points. It was balanced, violent, and effective. Bucks 4 Life had plenty of firepower: Dart delivered 28.28 with two passing TDs and 66 rushing yards. JSN (17.8) and Diggs (13.1) both scored. Etienne punched one in Mariota looked shockingly good, but Gibbs and Kyren tag-teamed like a WWE duo and slammed the door shut. Midnight quietly improves to 6-4 and looks dangerous down the stretch - now with Jacobs too...
See yin in week 11!
Week 9 - The Battle of the Big Guns
Schluch21 (6-3) 171.31 def. Alpha Elites (6-3) 124.68
The Quarterback Royal Rumble lived up to the billing. This was a heavyweight slugfest between fantasy titans — Herbert vs. Allen, Maye vs. Nix — and it delivered fireworks. In the end, Schluch21 came out swinging with a monster 43.3-point game from Brock “King Koopa” Bowers, who turned Alpha’s defense into a castle-level massacre. Twelve catches, 127 yards, three touchdowns — the man wasn’t catching passes, he was collecting Power Stars. Justin Herbert (28.7) continues to play like he’s in beast mode, rolling to QB2 overall, while Bo Nix (19.5) kept his QB5 ranking intact with another efficient outing. Bijan Robinson (13.6) and Jaylen Warren (15.9) added steady punches, and suddenly Schluch21 has won four in a row and climbed into second place. On the flip side, Alpha Elites didn’t go down easy. Josh Allen (28.82) threw for 273 yards and ran for two touchdowns, reminding everyone why he’s QB4 on the season. But the supporting cast failed to show up — Jonathan Taylor (6.7) was running like he was on “maintenance mode,” and Ja’Marr Chase’s 111 yards weren’t enough to save the day. To make matters worse, Alpha left Joe “Bazooka Joe” Flacco (34.7) and Mark Andrews (16.6) on the bench — a decision that stung more than the DraftKings bet he actually won on Andrews scoring two touchdowns. Still, even those extra points wouldn’t have closed the gap — Schluch21 simply dominated. Alpha drops two spots to third overall, while Schluch continues their ascent, jumping up to second overall. Herbert, Maye, Allen, and Nix all rank top 5 at QB.
BBCmc (6-3) 164.68 def. Griddy Griddy Bang Bang (4-5) 122.48
BBCmc is back on top — and back in business. When your QB, RB, and WR corps all erupt, there’s not much anyone can do. Caleb Williams looked like a video game cheat code, scoring 37.7 points with three passing TDs, 53 rushing yards, and a receiving touchdown. (Yes, you read that right — the man literally threw, ran, and caught a TD in one game.) Add in Christian McCaffrey’s 31.8 and Davante Adams’ 20.5, and you’ve got a team firing on all cylinders.
With this win, BBCmc retakes the #1 overall ranking thanks to leading the league in Points For (1,388.34). Odunze went full Houdini with a 0-point outing, but nobody cared — this team’s built different. For Griddy Griddy Bang Bang, Drake London’s 34.3-point, 3-TD explosion was one of the season’s brightest single-game performances, but Jordan Love’s 10-point dud and inconsistent output from the rest of the squad killed any chance at an upset. CMC is RB2 on the year and Drake London is WR8 overall after the monster performance. Griddy drops two spots, while BBCmc reigns supreme again.
Hookah (4-5) 116.34 def. Midnightcowboy54 (5-4) 100.18
Hookah finds the flame again. Both teams came in looking for clarity — and Hookah found it through the thick smoke. Patrick Mahomes (11.5) wasn’t his usual self, but Matthew Stafford (26.84, 4 TDs) carried the load like a veteran quarterback who’s been watching too much Dan Marino film. Josh Jacobs (18) and RJ Harvey (14.1) rounded out the attack as Hookah clawed their way back. Meanwhile, Midnightcowboy took a hit with Jalen Hurts and Saquon Barkley both on bye, forcing a desperate start for Bryce Young (3.98). Sam Darnold did his best hero impression with 28.2 points, but it wasn’t enough. Colston Loveland and his 29.8 points would’ve helped but he was left on the bench to watch the massacre. Midnightcowboys54 falls to 5-4, but with their stars returning, they’ll be back in the saddle for week 10. Hookah is part of the great “4-5 Logjam” — four teams share the same record.
Sunday We PARLAY (5-4) 176.64 def. Trust the Bozzcess (4-5) 135.60
When the parlay hits, it hits. After some midseason inconsistency, Sunday We PARLAY exploded like a winning sportsbook ticket. Lamar Jackson (25.56) made his return from injury and looked smooth as ever with 4 passing touchdowns. Tee Higgins went nuclear — 29.6 points, 121 yards, 2 touchdowns, and a 2-point conversion. Meanwhile, Tucker Kraft’s season ended with a likely torn ACL, but not before he helped this team reclaim their mojo. Dowdle (27.1) and LaPorta (21.7) each dominated, while Achane (13.6) and Pittman (16) kept the floor high.
This was a complete team win — eight players in double figures. Trust the Bozzcess got solid work from Trevor Lawrence (22.2), Marvin Harrison Jr. (19.1), and Dalton Kincaid (22.1), but the fictional defense couldn’t stop a thing.
It’s now four straight losses for the Bozz, who drops to 8th overall and leads the league in Points Against (1,252.02) — a stat that perfectly sums up their misery. Sunday jumps to 5-4, climbing into playoff position, while Trust the Process becomes “Trust the Slide.”
Bucks 4 Life (4-5) 127.36 def. Stroud Boyz (1-8) 98.68
The Bucks stop here. Bucks 4 Life snapped a losing skid with a convincing win thanks to Jaxson Dart (27.24) doing it all — throwing two TDs and running in another. Kelce (12.6), JSN (18), and Etienne (14) kept things steady, while Derrick Henry quietly bulldozed for 119 yards. Bucks move up two spots to sixth overall, keeping their playoff hopes alive. For the Stroud Boyz, it’s more of the same: pain, despair, and concussions. C.J. Stroud (4.36) exited with a concussion, and even with solid games from Josh Downs, Jauan & Juwan (both scoring TDs), this team still looked lost. At 1-8, that’s seven straight losses, and the punchline writes itself. JSN keeps dominating on the season and is WR#2 overall.
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Week 8 - Super Bye Week
Alpha Elites (6-2) 176.80 def. BBCmc (5-3) 138.58
The king is back on his throne — and he didn’t just sit down; he spiked the crown. Alpha Elites dropped 176.8 points in a statement win, powered by Jonathan Taylor, who ran like he was late for a date with the end zone. JT erupted for 153 yards, three total TDs, and 36.4 fantasy points, officially locking up the title of RB1 in the league. Drake Maye continues his MVP-level rookie campaign, tossing 3 TDs and racking up 27.28 points, while Josh Allen added two goal-line plunges of his own. BBCmc got some juice from Daniel Jones (23.18) and Rashee Rice (21), but the Alpha machine was too well-oiled. With the win, Alpha claims first place outright — and the champ looks unstoppable.
Griddy Griddy Bang Bang (4-4) 115.86 def. Hookah (3-5) 93.30
They said Griddy was dead. Griddy said, “Hold my Breece.” Breece Hall exploded for 31.86 points, throwing and running for touchdowns like a one-man show. Jordan Love chipped in a vintage 360-yard, 3-TD outing (28.3 points) to fuel the squad’s second straight win. Hookah got 23.9 from rookie star Troy Franklin and another solid showing from Mahomes (24.96), but it wasn’t enough to light up the scoreboard. Despite two zeroes in Griddy’s lineup (yep, two), they still cruised to victory. Hookah, meanwhile, drops his second straight and finds himself in the hazy, smoky depths of 9th place.
Schluch21 (5-3) 149.96 def. Trust the Bozzcess (4-4) 110.88
It’s time to start respecting the Schluch Surge. That’s three straight wins for Schluch21, who’s suddenly looking like a title threat. Justin Herbert (26.28) and Bo Nix (24.78) combined for 51 points at QB, while Bijan’s stand-in committee of wideouts — Gadsden (18.7), McConkey (17.8), and Mason Taylor (14.4) — all chipped in. Meanwhile, Trust the Bozzcess leaned hard on James Cook, who cooked up 216 yards and 2 TDs (35.6 points), but the rest of the roster got left on simmer. That’s now three L’s in a row for the Bozzcess, who’s looking less dominant as the weeks continue. Schluch stays red-hot in third overall.
Midnightcowboy54 (5-3) 124.26 def. Stroud Boyz (1-7) 116.18
Yeehaw — the Midnight stampede keeps rolling! Jalen Hurts (25.36) and Saquon Barkley (31.4) led the charge, combining for six total touchdowns in a gritty, grind-it-out win. Spears (15.7) and Metcalf (14) added solid support to keep the Cowboy’s four-game win streak alive. On the other side, the Stroud Boyz continue their quest for... well, anything positive. Despite solid outings from CJ Stroud (22.72) and Kayshon Boutte (15), the Boyz drop to 1-7. The sad part? Their own first-round pick belongs to someone else. It’s like tanking for a pick you don’t even have — tough scenes. Midnight remains in 4th overall.
Sunday We PARLAY (4-4) 143.72 def. Bucks 4 Life (3-5) 100.44
Sunday We PARLAY just hit a +5000 ticket on momentum. Tucker Kraft (TE1) dropped a massive 33.3 points, while Fields (20.86) and Achane (17.6) kept the tempo high. The squad’s offense clicked like a five-leg parlay in the fourth quarter. Meanwhile, Bucks 4 Life suffered another rough beat — Dak Prescott (8.62) threw picks like they were giveaways, and even Big Henry (19.1) couldn’t carry the load. Bucks drop their fourth straight, falling to 8th overall, while Sunday rides high into 7th — proving once again that sometimes, all it takes is one big hit to get back in the game.
See yinz week 9!
Week 7 - Tensions Rising
Alpha Elites (5-2) 173.16 def. Hookah (3-4) 141.92
The Alpha Elites didn’t just win this week — they dominated in signature fashion. Drake Maye was clinical, missing just two throws all game (21/23, 222 YD, 2 TD, 8 CAR, 62 YD) for 23.08 points, showing why he’s now QB#4 on the season. But the real fireworks came from Jonathan Taylor, who turned into a touchdown factory with 94 rushing yards and three scores, plus 38 yards through the air for 32.7 points — the top fantasy RB performance of the week and a statement from the new RB#1 overall. Not to be outdone, Ja’Marr Chase was unstoppable, commanding a massive 23 targets and turning them into 16 catches, 161 yards, and a TD for 30.1 points. Meanwhile, Tyler Warren (16.9) kept his hot streak alive as TE#3 on the year. Oh, and Bazooka Joe Flacco — yeah, that’s a thing now — went full vintage mode with 342 yards and 3 TDs, good for 25.98 points. Hookah didn’t go quietly though. Patrick Mahomes (26.24) reaffirmed his QB#1 status, AJ Brown (26.1) continued his heater with 2 scores, and Matt Stafford turned back the clock, throwing 5 TDs for a surprising 27.38 points. But it wasn’t enough to extinguish the Alpha blaze. Hookah’s three-game win streak goes up in smoke, while Alpha extends theirs to three — staying second overall, only trailing BBCmc in total points (988.68 vs. 1085.08).
BBCmc (5-2) 176.90 def. Bucks 4 Life (3-4) 113.70
BBCmc’s dominance continues. With CMC (35.6) running wild — 129 yards rushing, 2 TDs, and 72 receiving yards — the league’s RB#2 planted his flag again. The supporting cast was equally terrifying: Davante Adams found paydirt three times despite just 35 yards (24 points), Jake Ferguson snagged all seven of his targets and punched in two TDs (21.9, TE#1), and Rashee Rice came back from suspension like a man on a mission (19.7, 2 TDs). Daniel Jones (22.22) kept things steady, while Javonte Williams (18.3) bulldozed defenders for 116 yards and a TD. Even Skattebo (16.9) chipped in nicely. For Bucks, Dak Prescott (23.26) continued his elite run as QB#2 on the season, and JSN (22.3) proved why he’s WR#1 this year with another explosive outing. But the rest of the roster fell flat. Mike Evans’ concussion (0 points) killed any chance at a comeback, and Jayden Daniels (19.74) wasn’t enough to save the day. BBCmc flexed like a true powerhouse — riding a 176-point wave of destruction. Bucks have now dropped three straight and tumble to sixth overall.
Griddy Griddy Bang Bang (3-4) 138.70 def. Trust the Bozzcess (4-3) 114.56
Griddy’s back — and so is the fire. This one was a statement win that said, “Don’t count me out.” Judkins (26.4) powered the team with three rushing touchdowns, instantly validating the trade that sent Bijan packing. Add in Trey McBride (29.4) who keeps proving he’s not just a flash in the pan but a full-blown TE#2 on the season. Rhamondre Stevenson (15.8) rumbled through defenders like a wrecking ball, and while Goff (13.34) and Love (13.36) weren’t lighting up the box score, they didn’t have to — the ground game carried the load. For the Bozzcess, Chris Olave (24.3) was brilliant (now WR#12), D’Andre Swift (20.3) looked sharp, and Kyle Pitts (13.2) even remembered how to play football. But Jameson Williams (0) laid a goose egg, and Trevor Lawrence (17.64) looked more like a “Trust Issue” than a franchise QB. That’s back-to-back losses for the Bozzcess, who tumble to fifth overall while Griddy climbs two spots to seventh.
Schluch21 (4-3) 169.36 def. Stroud Boyz (1-6) 137.22
This was an aerial shootout — and Schluch21 came out guns blazing. Bo Nix (39.96) pulled off one of the comebacks of the year, lighting up the Giants for four total TDs and two 2-point conversions in a fantasy explosion. Justin Herbert (29.9) followed suit with 420 yards passing and 3 TDs, forming the most dangerous QB duo in the league this week. Add in Jaylen Warren’s (17.8) breakout and Amon-Ra St. Brown (17.6) holding down WR#2 on the year, and this team looks dangerous again — that’s two wins in a row, and momentum is real. Stroud Boyz actually put up a respectable fight. Aaron Rodgers (24.56) found the fountain of youth with 4 TDs, DeVonta Smith (28.8) absolutely went nuclear before being traded to Griddy post-week, and Addison (17.3) and Boutte (12.5) both contributed. But the “Wayward Son” of Stroud Boyz, TreVeyon Henderson, continues to carry on… nowhere. (Cue Kansas music.) Stroud has now lost five straight, with the roster looking thinner by the week. Schluch21, meanwhile, is trending hard upward — up to fourth overall and officially hot.
Midnightcowboy54 (4-3) 124.26 def. Sunday we PARLAY (3-4) 100.14
When Sunday we PARLAY asked, “Who the fuck is this guy?” Midnightcowboy shot back with the immortal words: “No, who the fuck are you?!” (Eastbound & Down fans know.) And Midnight's numbers backed it up. Jalen Hurts (24.04) was all business — 326 yards and 3 TDs — keeping his QB#3 ranking intact. Jahmyr Gibbs (35.3) went ballistic with 218 total yards and two scores, staking his claim as RB#4 on the year. Wan’Dale Robinson (12.5) and Ertz (12.7) added just enough to push Midnight’s win streak to three straight. For Sunday, it was a flat tire kind of week. Justin Fields (4.04) forgot how to throw, Higgins (18.6) and Pittman (17.3) tried to keep it competitive, and Tucker Kraft (16.8) had his best game of the season — but it was too little, too late. Sunday slips another spot to eighth, while Midnight climbs into the top four.
Week 8 awaits!
Week 6 - Heated Battles
Alpha Elites (4-2) 135.84 – Trust the Bozzcess (4-2) 102.16
In a matchup that felt like a midseason playoff preview, Alpha Elites and Trust the Bozzcess went blow for blow early before Alpha’s trio of stars took over. Drake Maye was dealing, slicing through coverage with 261 yards, 3 TDs, and even tacking on a 2-point conversion for good measure. Jonathan Taylor looked like vintage JT, hammering out 123 yards and a score on the ground, while Tyler Warren quietly became the difference-maker, snagging 6 of 9 targets for 63 yards and a TD. Trust had flashes — Baker Mayfield (19.64) kept things afloat, Jeanty (15.6) ran hard, and Olave (98 yards) was a steady threat — but the “Bozzcess” couldn’t overcome Alpha’s all-around dominance. The champ flexed his crown and moved up to second overall, while Trust slips to third and maybe needs to… well, trust a new process.
Midnightcowboy54 (3-3) 131.22 – BBCmc (4-2) 128.08
A matchup so close you could hear the sweat dripping off the stat sheet. Midnightcowboy54 came into this one swinging — Jalen Hurts put up another classic dual-threat line with 283 yards, 2 total TDs, and 21.62 points, while DK Metcalf (17.5) and Zach Ertz (16.3) both cashed in clutch red zone looks. But the real surprise came from Sam Darnold (20), who looked like a vintage gunslinger with 295 yards and 2 TDs, helping Midnight edge out the top-seeded BBCmc by just over three points. BBC wasn’t without fireworks, though — Daniel “Swimming with the Fishes” Jones showed life with 3 total TDs, CMC (20.6) did his usual superhero routine, and Brian Thomas Jr. (19) brought back that star potential. The killer? Skattebo (30) and Goedert (26) were left watching from the bench. That’s gotta sting. BBC stays at the top thanks to points on the season, while Midnight climbs to .500 but somehow slides slightly in the standings due to points for. Still, this one was an instant classic.
Bucks 4 Life (3-3) 134.58 – Hookah (3-3) 138.82
Sometimes you light the hookah, sometimes it lights you up. This one was a track meet from start to finish — Dak Prescott (22.34) and Jayden Daniels (24.64) gave Bucks steady QB play, while JSN (26.2) broke loose with a career day: 162 yards and a TD. Even "Big Wood" Kelce (13.8) and Derrick Henry (13.5) chipped in. But on the other sideline, Patrick Mahomes (31.48) and Josh Jacobs (29.5) were absolutely on fire. Mahomes had 4 total TDs, Jacobs added 150+ total yards, and Hollywood Brown (18.5) brought the smoke with two touchdowns of his own.
The win moves Hookah up the board and makes that “front-half 2026 pick” they traded away look less juicy by the week. Bucks stay strong on points and hold fourth overall, but this one’s a reminder: never underestimate the Hookah cloud.
Sunday we PARLAY (3-3) 121.00 – Stroud Boyz (1-5) 83.38
Sunday’s parlay finally hit. The trio of Achane (29), LaPorta (16.5), and Rico Dowdle (31.9) went full cheat-code mode — combining for over 75 points. Achane shredded defenses for 128 yards and 2 TDs, Dowdle went nuclear with 183 rushing yards, and LaPorta stayed automatic in the red zone. For Stroud Boyz, it was another frustrating Sunday — Aaron Rodgers (17.5) kept things respectable and rookie Fannin, traded away after this week, (15.1) flashed, but big points were left on the bench with Boutte (23.8) and Josh Downs (13.2) sitting idle. Sunday climbs to seventh in the standings, while Stroud Boyz remain searching for answers (and maybe their second win).
Griddy Griddy Bang Bang (2-4) 112.78 – Schluch21 (3-3) 148.02
If you’re wondering what paying up for a stud looks like, ask Schluch21. Bijan Robinson (32.8) turned into a one-man highlight reel with 170 yards rushing, 68 receiving, and a score — proving that sometimes, the price of greatness pays dividends. Add George Pickens (27.3) torching DBs for 168 yards and a TD, and Ladd McConkey (19.5) and TMac (16.4) adding extra spice, and Schluch21 ran away with this one. Griddy had their moments — Drake London (26.8) was unstoppable, Trey McBride (21.2) balled out again, and Jared Goff (16.8) was steady. But Judkins, the player they got in that Bijan deal, only mustered 3.6 points — a painful contrast. Schluch21 jumps to fifth overall, while Griddy slides to ninth, proving that sometimes the Griddy ends in a stumble.
Week 5 - Clash of the Contenders
Alpha Elites (3-2) def. Stroud Boyz (1-4), 143.24 – 114.80
Josh Allen and Jonathan Taylor turned this one into a highlight reel. Allen carved up Stroud Boyz with his dual-threat performance (22.4 points, 253 yards passing, 53 on the ground), while Taylor bulldozed through defenders for three touchdowns and a two-point conversion, posting 30.10 points — his first true “I’m back” statement of the season.
Ja’Marr Chase joined the party with 26 points and two scores, as Alpha reminded the league they’re far from an average 3-2 squad. Tyler Warren keeps quietly stacking TE1-level weeks.
For Stroud Boyz, their namesake finally looked like the franchise QB they envisioned (28.76 points, 4 TDs, near-perfect accuracy), but the rest of the lineup lagged. Njoku’s 18.7 kept it respectable, but Alpha’s firepower was too much.
Alpha climbs to fourth; Stroud Boyz remain stranded at the bottom.
BBCmc (4-1) def. Sunday we PARLAY (2-3) 183.22 -158.18
It was a heavyweight shootout between two high-powered offenses, but BBCmc once again reminded everyone why they sit atop the standings. Their juggernaut lineup exploded for 183.22 points, the highest total of the year, anchored by the usual suspects — CMC (23.9 points) doing his all-around thing, Javonte Williams (26.4) bulldozing through defenders for two touchdowns, and Jake Ferguson (23.9) continuing his reign as the league’s TE1. Even Daniels (aka “Indiana Jones”) stayed hot, adding two more touchdown tosses while Tua kept the Dolphins offense humming with 256 yards and 3 TDs.
Sunday we PARLAY came to play, though, led by a monster day from Rico Dowdle (32.9) and solid outings from Sam LaPorta (20.2) and Justin Fields (25.92). It just wasn’t enough to withstand BBCmc’s balanced barrage. Despite the loss, Sunday proved their roster still packs punch — but BBCmc remains the undisputed king of the hill, leading the league in total points.
Hookah (2-3) def. Schluch21 (2-3), 123.90 – 115.12
Mahomes and Stafford looked like they were in a stat-padding contest this week. Mahomes dropped 27.7 with both arm and legs, while Stafford matched nearly point for point (27.5, 389 yards, 3 TDs). David Montgomery chipped in 17.7, and Hookah’s once-wobbly roster suddenly looks stable again.
For Schluch21, Bo Nix cooled off after last week’s explosion, managing 17.9 in a quiet outing. Collins and Sutton were fine but not flashy. After looking like a rising threat in Week 4, Schluch took a step back.
Hookah stays in 9th but finds life; Schluch slides to 6th with their lowest total since Week 1.
Trust the Bozzcess (4-1) def. Bucks 4 Life (3-2), 157.20 – 145.42
This one was pure fireworks. Both teams came out swinging, but Trust the Bozzcess simply refused to miss. Baker Mayfield (26.66) was hyper-efficient, Trevor Lawrence rumbled for two rushing touchdowns, and Emeka Egbuka (27.8) looked unstoppable, catching all seven targets for 163 yards and a score.
On the other side, Bucks 4 Life had no shortage of star power — JSN (23.2) and Deebo (19.6) both popped, and Jayden Daniels held his own. But Garrett Wilson and Kelce couldn’t quite match the punch from Bozzcess’s multi-QB setup.
Trust moves into 2nd place and looks like a serious title contender; Bucks drop to 3rd but still lethal.
MidnightCowboy54 (2-3) def. Griddy Griddy Bang Bang (2-3), 145.64 – 127.42
This was a statement win for MidnightCowboy54. After a sluggish start to the year, they exploded for their highest total yet, powered by Kyren Williams’ monster 29.1 (131 total yards, 2 TDs) and Darnold’s surprising 28.6. Puka Nacua stayed automatic with 19.5 and another touchdown, while Barkley and Gibbs added steady support.
Griddy Griddy Bang Bang got solid efforts from Goff (22.1) and Jefferson (15.8), but lacked the usual big-play spark. Judkins and Hall combined for modest production as Midnight’s balanced lineup took control early and never looked back.
Midnight surges three spots to 5th — the week’s biggest jump. Griddy slides to 7th, searching for answers.
Week 4 - Blood on the Gridiron
Alpha Elites (2-2) – 125.76 vs. Bucks 4 Life (3-1) – 150.62
This one came down to Monday night, but it wasn’t the drama Alpha Elites were hoping for. Josh Allen continued his MVP-level tear, racking up 25.86 points and reminding everyone why he’s QB1 on the season. Tyler Warren, the surprise TE5 so far, chipped in another strong performance with 18.3 points, while Kyler Murray kept things afloat with 18.1. The problem? Ja'marr Chase and Chase Brown fizzled with a combined 13.4, leaving the Alphas gasping.
On the other side, Bucks 4 Life looked like a machine. Omarion Hampton bulldozed defenses for 128 yards and a score, while Bucky Irving absolutely gashed his matchup with 102 yards receiving and a TD. Deebo Samuel kept his stat line clean (6-for-6 with a touchdown), and Garrett Wilson sealed the deal on Monday night, cementing himself as WR6 on the year. Bucks 4 Life flexed depth and star power, making this matchup feel like a mismatch late. Alpha’s shiny new toy, Keon Coleman, only put up 6 points in his debut — not nearly enough to slow down the Bucks’ freight train. Bucks slide up a spot into second in the standings, while Alpha lost three spots to fifth overall.
Schluch21 (2-2) – 171.46 vs. BBCmc (3-1) – 142.36
This was fireworks from the opening whistle. Schluch21 unloaded an arsenal and dropped the second-highest score of the entire season. George Pickens channeled prime Antonio Brown with 134 yards and 2 scores, Bijan Robinson shredded the defense with over 180 all-purpose yards and a touchdown, and Amon-Ra St. Brown was automatic — 7-for-7 with 2 trips to the endzone. Add in Bo Nix torching secondaries with 326 yards and 3 total TDs, and Schluch looked untouchable. BBCmc wasn’t exactly slouching. Christian McCaffrey did CMC things with nearly 100 yards receiving and a score, Jake Ferguson continued his TE2 campaign with 17 points, and Javonte Williams quietly scored another double-digit game. Even with solid numbers across the board, BBCmc couldn’t withstand the nuclear-level explosion Schluch21 dropped. Schluch21 gets the biggest jump in the standings, up three spots, to fourth overall. BBCmc still leads the standings but find themselves amongst two other teams with a 3-1 record.
Sunday We PARLAY (2-2) – 113.12 vs. Hookah (1-3) – 127.00
Hookah finally got off the mat — and in style. Patrick Mahomes threw darts all afternoon for 4 touchdowns, Josh Jacobs put the backfield on his back with 157 total yards and 2 scores, and Matthew Stafford turned back the clock with 375 passing yards and 3 TDs. Add in an opportunistic Pacheco touchdown, and Hookah put up their best performance of the season. Newly acquired David Montgomery took a rest day with 1.20 points. Sunday We PARLAY, meanwhile, had Justin Fields playing hero ball with 29.14 points — throwing and running all over the defense — but the supporting cast didn’t show. Devon Achane came close to cracking 100 yards but didn’t find enough extra juice, while Michael Pittman found the endzone but was otherwise quiet. Outside of Fields, this squad sputtered. Sunday drops two spots in the standings to seventh overall, while Hookah moves up to ninth.
Midnightcowboy54 (1-3) – 149.06 vs. Trust the Bozzcess (3-1) – 164.52
The heavyweight fight of the week. Midnightcowboy54 brought real firepower: Puka Nacua continues to annihilate secondaries, this time posting 170 yards and a score en route to WR1 overall status. DK Metcalf found his swagger with 126 and a touchdown, while Hurts and Purdy combined for 41 points. It was a strong, well-rounded performance. Trust the Bozzcess came to swing haymakers. Ashton Jeanty exploded for 3 touchdowns and 155 scrimmage yards, James Cook solidified his claim as the current RB1, and Emeka Egbuka finally broke through with a 100-yard day. Baker Mayfield and Marvin Harrison rounded out the attack, and when the dust settled, Trust walked away with the third-highest score of the season and a big statement win. Trust moves up a spot to third overall and Midnight falls two spots to eighth overall.
Griddy Griddy Bang Bang (2-2) – 158.40 vs. Stroud Boyz (1-3) – 94.82
This one wasn’t close. Griddy Griddy Bang Bang dropped a balanced offensive onslaught that left Stroud Boyz in the dirt. Jordan Love sliced defenses with 337 and 3 TDs, Drake London finally delivered WR1 energy with 110 and a score, and Quinshon Judkins brought a bruising 115 yards and a touchdown of his own. Quentin Johnston, shockingly the WR4 overall so far, added another 19.8 to prove he’s not a fluke. Stroud Boyz, meanwhile, had CJ Stroud in a controlled outing (233 yards, 2 TDs), Carson Wentz piling up empty-calorie stats in garbage time, and Jordan Addison flashing some yardage but not enough impact. The end result: a lopsided blowout and a reminder that Stroud Boyz need more than, well, Stroud to keep up with the big boys. Griddy moves up two spots and is right in the mix of the 2-2 crowd, but Stroud Boyz found the bottom of the rankings.
Top Performer Spotlight *Starters Only
The top individual performances of Week 4 belong to these fantasy superstars:
- Ashton Jeanty (Trust the Bozzcess): 34.50 points
- Josh Jacobs (Hookah): 29.70 points
- Puka Nacua (Midnightcowboy54): 29.50 points
- George Pickens (Schluch21): 29.40 points
- Justin Fields (Sunday we PARLAY): 29.14 points
See yinz in week 5!
Week 3 - Injuries, Undefeated Dreams, and Winless Nightmares
Alpha Elites (2-1) 109.34 – Midnightcowboy54 (1-2) 138.78
The champs finally fell, and Midnightcowboy54 was the one to lasso them down. Alpha limped out of the week with injuries to CeeDee Lamb and James Conner, but even Jonathan Taylor’s monster effort wasn’t enough to mount a comeback. Midnight stormed the gates with Jalen Hurts (31.04 points, 226 passing yards, 3 passing TDs, and 1 rushing TD), Jahmyr Gibbs (24.40, 2 rushing TDs), and Puka Nacua (17.30, 11/15 receptions, 112 yards). That firepower launched Midnight up three spots to sixth overall in the standings, while Alpha is suddenly looking mortal.
BBCmc (3-0) 150.44 – Stroud Boyz (1-2) 103.82
There’s only one undefeated squad left, and it’s BBCmc. Caleb Williams (29.12 points, 298 yards, 4 TDs) led the charge, while Jake Ferguson (21.2 points, 13/14 receptions, 82 yards) cemented himself as fantasy’s TE1 through three weeks. Javonte and Odunze chipped in, and only two BBCmc players failed to hit double digits. Stroud Boyz got little out of their supposed star CJ Stroud (12.36 points), and the rest of the roster didn’t bother showing up either. Stroud Boyz slides to ninth, while BBCmc sits comfortably on top — both in record and total points (454.52).
Trust the Bozzcess (2-1) 117.40 – Hookah (0-3) 108.50
Trust the Bozzcess kept it steady with James Cook once again “cooking” (19.30 points, 108 yards, TD), plus a big game from Dalton Kincaid (5/6, 66 yards, TD). Emeka Egbuka stayed hot too, proving the rookie hype is real. Hookah fought back behind AJ Brown (19.90, 109 yards, TD), but the supporting cast couldn’t carry their weight. Five players cracked double digits for Hookah — and it still wasn’t enough. Hookah remains the league’s only winless team at 0-3, stuck in the basement while Trust climbs to fourth overall.
Bucks 4 Life (2-1) 139.30 – Schluch21 (1-2) 128.82
The “Indiana Bowl” lived up to the hype. Bucks 4 Life got fireworks from Geno Smith (26.06, 289 yards, 3 TDs), Jordan Mason (23.60, 116 yards, 2 TDs), and JSN (18.10, 5/6, 96 yards, TD). With JSN now sitting as WR6 overall, Bucks look like a legit contender. Schluch21 swung back with Amon-Ra “Sun God” St. Brown (17.20, TD), Nico Collins (20.40, TD), and Courtland Sutton (20.80, TD), but having just one fewer double-digit scorer made the difference. Bucks edge it out and move up, while Schluch21 is left shaking their head at a missed opportunity.
Griddy Griddy Bang Bang (1-2) 96.12 – Sunday we PARLAY (2-1) 105.94
It wasn’t pretty, but it was gritty. Sunday we PARLAY squeaked past last year’s bronze medalist in an ugly slugfest. Lamar Jackson (27.02, 288 yards, 3 TDs) carried Sunday to victory, while the rest of the squad played just well enough to hold on. Griddy’s stars completely ghosted: Breece Hall (7.20), Malik Nabers (2.30), Drake London (8), and Rhamondre Stevenson (7.10) all faceplanted. Carson Wentz was actually the highlight for Sunday we PARLAY, which tells you all you need to know. Griddy takes the biggest fall of the week, dropping five spots to eighth, while Sunday climbs into the top five at 2-1.
Top Performer Spotlight *Starters Only
The top individual performances of Week 3 belong to these fantasy superstars:
- Jonathan Taylor (Alpha Elites): 31.30 points
- Jalen Hurts (Midnightcowboy54): 31.04 points
- Caleb Williams (BBCmc): 29.10 points
- Lamar Jackson (Sunday we PARLAY): 27.02 points
- Geno Smith (Bucks 4 life): 26.06 points
On to week 4!
Week 2 - Alpha Stays Perfect, BBCmc Goes Nuclear
Alpha Elites (150.06) vs Sunday We PARLAY (106.28)
The champs keep rolling. Behind a monster one-two punch of Jonathan Taylor (28.5, 165 yards, 1 TD) and Ja’Marr Chase (29.5, 14 catches, 1 TD), Alpha Elites stormed to 2-0. Even with Joe Burrow’s turf toe dud (7.04, now on IR), the Elites never looked back. Sunday We PARLAY flashed with Lamar Jackson’s 4 passing TDs (26.3) and Devon Achane’s 92-yard receiving clinic (22.2), but a Justin Fields concussion (5.98) stalled the comeback. Alpha looks like the early juggernaut, PARLAY takes their first L at 1-1.
Trust the Bozzcess (125.24) vs BBCmc (181.18)
BBCmc sent shockwaves through the league with the highest score of the year, nearly breaking the all-time top 3 mark. Rome Odunze erupted (28.3, 128 yards, 2 TDs), Javonte Williams bulldozed (22, 97 rushing + TD), and even Tua remembered how to throw (19.6). Bozzcess cooked with James Cook (26, 132 yards, 2 TDs) and Trevor Lawrence (21.24), but when everyone on BBCmc hits double digits except Brian Thomas, there’s no stopping it. BBCmc sits at 2-0, Bozzcess drops to 1-1.
Hookah (84.40) vs Stroud Boyz (106.04)
Not pretty, but Stroud Boyz did just enough. Mac “Mac Attack” Jones delivered his best game in years (23.76, 279 yards, 3 TDs) alongside CJ Stroud’s steady 20, while Hookah’s stars went dark. Patrick Mahomes, Josh Jacobs, and Cooper Kupp were the only ones to sniff double digits, and that spelled doom for Hookah’s second straight loss (0-2). Stroud Boyz climb to 1-1.
Midnightcowboy54 (131.76) vs Schluch21 (151.22)
Midnightcowboy threw haymakers with Bryce Young (24.32), Puka Nacua (23.6, 8 catches & rushing TD), and a strong backfield showing from Saquon (16.4) and Gibbs (17.9). But then came Amon-Ra “Sun God” St. Brown, who exploded for 34.7 points (9 catches, 115 yards, 3 TDs), the top score of Week 2. Schluch sat Jared Goff but they said no problem as they tossed in Herbert (20.78) and Bo Nix (21.24). Schluch21 pulled away late to even their record at 1-1, leaving Midnight still searching for a first win (0-2).
Bucks 4 Life (118.64) vs Griddy Griddy Bang Bang (133.28)
The Bucks kept it competitive with Dak Prescott’s 361-yard day (23.14) and steady double-digit outputs from Daniels, Etienne, JSN, and Bucky Irving. But Griddy Griddy Bang Bang had the cheat code: rookie sensation Malik Nabers (33.2, 167 yards, 2 TDs). Add in Jordan Love (20.88) and Bijan Robinson (18.3), and GGBB sealed their first win of the season, dropping Bucks 4 Life to 1-1.
Top Performer Spotlight *Starters Only
The top individual performances of Week 2 belong to these fantasy superstars:
- Amon-Ra St. Brown (Schluch21): 34.70 points
- Malik Nabers (Griddy Griddy Bang Bang): 33.20 points
- Ja'marr Chase (Alpha Elites): 29.50 points
- Jonathan Taylor (Alpha Elites): 28.50 points
- Rome Odunze (BBCmc): 28.30 points
See yinz in week 3!
Degen Dynasty Weekly Report:
Week 1 - The Kickoff Chaos
Welcome, Degen Dynasty faithful! The season is officially underway, and Week 1 delivered all the excitement and unpredictable chaos we've been craving. Quarterbacks stole the show, some managers saw their bold gambles pay off, and others are already eyeing the waiver wire. Let's dive into the action and break down a wild opening week.
Matchup Recaps
- Alpha Elites (151.28) vs Griddy Griddy Bang Bang (135.94): In the highest-scoring matchup of the week, The Alpha Elites proved they are a force to be reckoned with. Led by a massive performance from Josh Allen, who single-handedly put up 33.26 points, the Elites powered their way to a strong victory. Griddy Griddy Bang Bang put up a valiant fight, getting big numbers from newly acquired Michael “penis” Penix 24.02 points, 298 passing, 1 rushing and 1 passing td). Zay Flowers dropped a nuke on Monday night with 24.60 points (7/9, 143 yards, and a touchdown) to almost seal the win. Only JJ on Monday night could help Griddy, but 12.80 points wasn't enough from Jetty to take out the Champ.
- Team midnightcowboys54 (126.86) vs Bucks 4 life (140.84): This was a true back-and-forth battle. Team midnightcowboy54 got a solid outings from Jalen Hurts (24.28 points, two rushing touchdowns) and Puka Nacua (18.10 points, 10/11, 130 yards) but it wasn't enough to stop Bucks 4 Life. Bucks 4 life's haymaker punch of Derrick Henry (30.70 points, 169 rushing yards, 2 touchdowns) knocked Midnightcowboys54 out of the win column for week one. Bucks slide all the way up to second in the standings after a big performance.
- Sunday we PARLAY (133.68) vs Team schluch21 (112.64): If you had to pick a manager who truly embraced the "quarterback power" trend, it was Sunday we PARLAY. The team's dynamic duo of Lamar Johnson (29.36 points) and Justin Fields (29.52 points) put up nearly 60 points combined, making it an easy path to victory. Schluch21's quarterbacks of Nix and Goff scored a combined 22.74 points. Not even Jaylen Warren could rescue this squad from taking a loss. Sunday we PARLAY is off to another good start to the season as they finished third in points this week.
- Trust the Bozzcess (111.50) vs Stroud Boyz (66.72): The biggest blowout of the week goes to Trust the Bozzcess, who dismantled Stroud Boyz. Standout performances from Baker Mayfield (22.58 points, 3 passing touchdowns) and newly acquired Emeka Egbuka (pick 1.07 in the 25' rookie draft) put this game away early. It's a tough start for Stroud Boyz, who scored the lowest of the week. In fact, Stroud Boyz's 66.72 score beats the low last year of 69.02 held by Bucks 4 life. Jakobi Meyers was the only player to score in the double digits for Stroud Boyz. Trust the Bozzcess finished in last place a year ago and now welcomes Stroud Boyz to the bottom of the league standings.
- Hookah (97.64) vs BBCmc (122.90): BBCmc almost lost his fantasy week one erection with the possible news of CMC already being hurt ahead of the games. They got fantastic news as CMC scored 18.70 points, 9/10 receptions. JK Dobbins picked up where he left off last year and found his way in the end zone for BBCmc. Hookah got a great effort from Mccarthy late on Monday night, but the overall team score wasn't enough to overcome the deficit. BBCmc slides into fourth in the standings while Hookah finds themselves in ninth place after a low week-one score.
Top Performer Spotlight *Starters Only
The top individual performances of Week 1 belong to these fantasy superstars:
- Josh Allen (Alpha Elites): 33.26 points
- Derrick Henry (Bucks 4 life): 30.70 points
- Justin Fields (Sunday we PARLAY): 29.52 points
- Lamar Jackson (Sunday we PARLAY): 29.36 points
- Patrick Mahomes (Hookah): 25.02 points
Degen Dynasty Standings (Week 1)
The dust has settled after a hype week one, and the league is split right down the middle.
1-0 Club
- Alpha Elites
- Bucks 4 life
- Sunday we PARLAY
- Trust the Bozzcess
- BBCmc
0-1 Club
- Griddy Griddy Bang Bang
- Team midnightcowboy54
- Team schluch21
- Stroud Boyz
- Hookah
Good luck to everyone in Week 2.
