Alpha Elites (1) vs. Hookah (4)
195.22 – 95.51
Alpha Elites showed why they’re the top seed with an absolute domination. Josh Allen led the charge with 41.28 points, combining his arm (362 yards and 2 touchdowns) with his legs (68 rushing yards and 2 touchdowns). Joe Burrow added a clinical 271 passing yards and 3 touchdowns, while James Conner and Chase Brown pounded in two rushing touchdowns each. CeeDee Lamb rounded out the star-studded performance with 116 receiving yards and a touchdown.
Hookah’s hopes were dashed early on Thursday night as Cooper Kupp posted a goose egg and Matthew Stafford underwhelmed with just 8.20 points. Their running back core, typically a strength, faltered badly—Pacheco (5.20), Henry (6.70), and Mixon (8.10) couldn’t get anything going. While Josh Jacobs (21.60 points) and AJ Brown (21 points) did their best, it wasn’t enough to keep pace with the juggernaut Alpha squad.
Alpha Elites not only secured the win but set another record-breaking score, heading into the championship. Hookah’s season ends with a playoff loss, but their future remains bright with a strong foundation of talent.
Griddy Griddy Bang Bang (3) vs. Sunday We Parlay (2)
139.23 – 142.29
What a thriller! This matchup had everything: star performances, Monday Night Football drama, and a razor-thin margin of victory. Sunday We Parlay managed to edge out Griddy Griddy Bang Bang by just 3.06 points, advancing to their second straight championship game.
Lamar Jackson was the hero for Sunday, lighting up the scoreboard with 38.10 points thanks to 290 passing yards, 5 total touchdowns, and 65 rushing yards. Aaron Jones contributed a crucial 86 rushing yards and a touchdown, while Tee Higgins (88 yards and a touchdown) and Sam LaPorta (111 receiving yards on 7 catches) added steady production.
Griddy didn’t go down without a fight. Justin Jefferson (16.80 points) and Malik Nabers (19.20 points) kept them competitive, while Trey McBride and Jerry Jeudy each eclipsed 15 points. Heading into Monday night, Griddy still had Bijan Robinson, Jefferson, and Drake London, but Sunday’s duo of Aaron Jones and DJ Moore held firm, securing the defending champ’s ticket to the title game.
Griddy bows out after an impressive season, while Sunday We Parlay gets a shot at becoming back-to-back champions.
Alpha Elites (11-3) vs. Schluch21 (5-9)
245.14 – 95.69
Alpha Elites erupted with a league-record 245.14 points, steamrolling Schluch21 and securing the top seed in the playoffs. Josh Allen put up a jaw-dropping 51.88 points, tossing three passing touchdowns and rushing for three more. Jamar Chase (38.10), Zach Charbonnet (34.80), and Joe Burrow (25.56) contributed significantly, while Xavier Legette was the only player under 10 points. Schluch21 finished the season as the team with the most “points against” (1,962.99), struggling with lineup mishaps like starting inactive Ladd McConkey.
Regular Season Wrap-Up:
Alpha Elites: As the #1 seed, Alpha boasts a deadly roster featuring Josh Allen (QB#2, 313 points) and Joe Burrow (QB#3, 296 points). The acquisition of Jamar Chase (WR#1, 273 points) solidified their dominance. Alpha led the league in “points for” (2,104.50).
Schluch21: Despite missing the playoffs, Schluch21 has a bright future with a young core: rookie WR Ladd McConkey (WR#20), Brock Bowers (TE#1), and Bo Nix (QB#8). While they don’t hold their own first-round pick, they possess two - one from Bucks 4 Life and one from Stroud Boyz, setting them up for a strong offseason.
Bucks 4 Life (7-7) vs. Trust the Bozzcess (3-11)
110.98 – 109.90
Bucks 4 Life eked out a narrow victory thanks to Jonnu Smith’s 12.65-point overtime heroics. Isaac Guerendo’s 25.80-point explosion for Trust wasn’t enough to prevent the loss. Bucks narrowly missed the playoffs, finishing tied with Hookah but losing on a slim 16.01 “points for” margin. Trust closes the season with the league’s worst record and faces the dreaded loser punishment.
Regular Season Wrap-Up:
Bucks 4 Life: Missing the playoffs stings, but Bucks enters 2025 with a bright outlook. Garrett Wilson (WR#8) and Jaxon Smith-Njigba (WR#6) form a lethal duo, while aging Travis Kelce provides veteran leadership. With the #2 and #3 picks in the 2025 draft, Bucks has the firepower to build on their already solid roster.
Trust the Bozzcess: Marvin Harrison Jr. (WR#24) didn’t deliver the Jefferson-esque numbers hoped for, but Trevor Lawrence and Anthony Richardson flashed potential. Baker “Lazer” Mayfield (QB#5) was a pleasant surprise. Trust has all its draft picks plus an extra second, giving them the resources to rebuild.
Griddy Griddy Bang Bang (9-5) vs. Stroud Boyz (6-8)
160.61 – 134.63
Griddy delivered a statement win, locking in the #3 seed behind massive games from Justin Jefferson (28.70) and Tyreek Hill (23.10). Drake London barely missed double digits (9.50) in an otherwise consistent outing. Stroud Boyz dropped two spots and missed the playoffs, despite strong efforts from Khalil Shakir (19.10) and Rachaad White (23.90).
Regular Season Wrap-Up:
Griddy Griddy Bang Bang: Griddy enters the playoffs as a legitimate contender with Justin Jefferson (WR#2, 197.68 points) and Trey McBride (TE#3, 137.3 points). Their midseason acquisitions paid off, setting them up for a playoff run.
Stroud Boyz: A year removed from a Super Bowl appearance, Stroud misses the playoffs. CJ Stroud (QB#19) fell short of expectations, but Chuba Hubbard (RB#11, 182.70 points) emerged as a pleasant surprise. Holding more first-round picks from other teams than their own, Stroud looks to reload for another title push.
Hookah (7-7) vs. BBCmc (5-9)
118.40 – 121.85
BBCmc ended their season with a narrow victory over playoff-bound Hookah. The matchup spotlighted a recent trade between the two teams: Rome Odunze (18.20) for BBCmc outperformed Hookah’s Cooper Kupp (17.70). Tua Tagovailoa (23.54) led the charge for BBCmc, while Hookah clinched the #4 seed despite the loss.
Regular Season Wrap-Up:
Hookah: Hookah rides into the playoffs on the backs of their RB trio: Josh Jacobs (RB#6), Derrick Henry (RB#2), and Joe Mixon (RB#9). Despite some mismanagement early in the season, they’ve turned it around for a shot at the title.
BBCmc: A tough season marked by CMC’s Achilles injury and Caleb Williams (QB#14) underwhelming expectations. Bright spots include Brian Thomas (WR#9) and the return of Rashee Rice for 2025. Without a first-round pick, BBCmc must get creative in the offseason.
Midnightcowboy54 (6-8) vs. Sunday We Parlay (11-3)
164.01 – 104.08
Midnight ended their season on a high note, upsetting Sunday We Parlay and climbing to sixth place. Jalen Hurts (24.22), Kyren Williams (22.70), and Puka Nacua (35.80) delivered big performances. Sunday’s Jayden Reed posted a goose egg, while Tee Higgins (3.3) and DJ Moore (7.90) underwhelmed.
Regular Season Wrap-Up:
Midnightcowboy54: Midnight faced brutal luck all year, leading in “points against” almost the entire season. Despite this, they boast a strong young core in Jalen Hurts (QB#4), Saquon Barkley (RB#1). Armed with two first-round picks, they’re a team to watch in 2025.
Sunday We Parlay: Last year’s champ enters as the #2 seed after a stellar season. Lamar Jackson (QB#1, 324.40 points) leads the way, with Famous Jameis Winston ready to eat Ws in the playoffs.
Alpha Elites (10-3) vs. BBCmc (4-9)
143.03 – 133.49
Alpha Elites held off BBCmc in a nail-biter, extending BBCmc's losing streak to six. Injuries played a key role, with CMC exiting early, leaving BBCmc to wonder what might have been. Josh Allen (28.42) and Joe Burrow (24.26) carried Alpha, accounting for 37% of their points. Meanwhile, BBCmc’s Caleb Williams (26.14) and Tua Tagovailoa (25.20) put up a valiant effort, making up 38% of their team’s score. Alpha remains dominant, while BBCmc continues their downward spiral at ninth in the standings.
Bucks 4 Life (6-7) vs. Stroud Boyz (6-7)
139.77 – 142.93
Stroud Boyz pulled off a crucial 3.16-point victory, leaping two spots to fifth in the standings, one place ahead of Bucks. Both teams are now just one game out of playoff contention with a week remaining. Massive performances from McLaurin (23.30), Njoku (23.95), and Bucky Irving (26) secured the win for Stroud. Bucks fought hard with standout games from Jayden Daniels (28.64) and Mike Evans (21.80), but it wasn’t enough. Stroud Boyz also hold a narrow 5.7-point edge in the Points For column over Bucks.
Griddy Griddy Bang Bang (8-5) vs. Trust the Bozzcess (3-10)
188.72 – 115.86
Griddy delivered a historic performance with the highest score of the season and third highest all-time! Jerry Jeudy shocked the league, leading Griddy with a monstrous 38 points on 235 yards, a touchdown, and a two-point conversion. Trust the Bozzcess continues to spiral, suffering their fifth consecutive loss and seemingly locked into last place. Russell Wilson "Mr. Unlimited" (27.86) showing was just icing on the cake for Griddy.
Sunday We Parlay (11-2) vs. Hookah (7-6)
170.31 – 110.21
Sunday We Parlay continues their march to the top with a fourth straight win, keeping the #1 spot heading into the final week. Jameis Winston (35.98) and Lamar Jackson (25.38) combined for a staggering 61.36 points, nearly enough to remove themselves from the matchup and still win. Hookah, now in a precarious playoff situation, missed an opportunity to secure their spot and will face a "win-and-in" scenario next week.
Midnightcowboy54 (5-8) vs. Schluch21 (5-8)
153.34 – 143.92
Midnightcowboy54 keeps their late-season momentum alive, securing their third consecutive victory and knocking Schluch21 out of playoff contention. Bryce Young (23.62) and Najee Harris (21.90) carried Midnight, while Schluch21 found strong performances in Rico Dowdle (19.80) and rookie sensation Brock Bowers (27.70), the league’s top TE this season.
Alpha Elites (9-3) vs. Sunday We Parlay (10-2)
109.08 – 151.24
The highly anticipated clash of the titans turned into a one-sided showcase as Sunday We Parlay unleashed their offensive firepower. Six players scored over 16 points, with four breaking the 20-point barrier. DJ Moore led the charge with 23.40 points on a perfect 7/7 receiving, 106 yards, and a touchdown. Meanwhile, Alpha Elites’ offense stalled, with five players scoring under 10 points. Jonathan Taylor was the face of the struggle, managing just 3.5 points from 35 rushing yards.
Sunday’s dominance cemented their status as the league’s only 10-win team, taking the top spot in the standings and extending their win streak to three. Alpha slides to second but holds a two-game cushion over third place.
Bucks 4 Life (6-6) vs. Schluch21 (5-7)
136.97 – 104.98
The "Indiana Bowl" ended Schluch21’s three-game winning streak as Bucks 4 Life delivered a decisive victory. Jayden Daniels led the charge with a massive 32.40-point performance, combining 275 passing yards, 74 rushing yards, and three total touchdowns. Bucks also got an unexpected boost from Jonnu Smith, who dropped 21.45 points.
Schluch21’s consistency faltered, with only Justin Herbert and Nico Collins scoring over 15 points. This loss pushes Schluch21 to sixth place, while Bucks jumps to fifth, just a game behind the two 7-5 teams ahead of them.
Griddy Griddy Bang Bang (7-5) vs. Hookah (7-5)
101.78 – 151.83
Hookah is heating up at the right time, stringing together a two-game win streak with a statement victory over Griddy. Mahomes (28.76) and Josh Jacobs (28.60) carried Hookah to a 50-point win, combining for 38% of the team's total points. Not even Ricky Pearsall’s goose egg could stop the momentum.
Griddy, plagued by bye-week blues, had to start Jonathan Brooks, who mustered just 0.70 points. Hookah moves to fourth in the standings, tied with Griddy at 7-5 but within striking distance in the "Points For" column.
BBCmc (4-8) vs. Stroud Boyz (5-7)
145.08 – 151.01
This high-scoring showdown was a heavyweight bout, with Stroud Boyz delivering a knockout punch in the final moments. Seven players for Stroud scored over 14 points, with Bucky Irving (24.10) and Courtland Sutton (25.70) leading the way.
BBCmc saw impressive performances from Tua Tagovailoa (28.48), Jaylen Waddle (24.40), and Caleb Williams (26.90), but it wasn’t enough. Those three accounted for 55% of the team’s total points, while the rest failed to reach double digits. BBCmc is now in freefall with five straight losses, sliding into ninth place. Stroud Boyz remain steady at seventh.
Midnightcowboy54 (4-8) vs. Trust the Bozzcess (3-9)
165.08 – 92.49
Midnightcowboy54 is finding their groove, notching back-to-back wins with a commanding performance. Saquon Barkley erupted for a monstrous 46.20 points, accounting for 28% of Midnight’s total. Pairing Barkley with Jahmyr Gibbs (23.40 points) resulted in a combined four touchdowns and 345 rushing yards. Together, Barkley and Gibbs scored 69.60 points, 75% of Trust the Bozzcess' total points.
Trust the Bozzcess struggled again, with Baker Mayfield (20.66) being the only bright spot. Four consecutive losses cement them in last place with a 3-9 record. Midnight moves up to eighth but continues to bear the "Points Against" crown, now at 1,667.53 points.
Alpha Elites (9-2) vs Trust the Bozzcess (3-8)
148.22 – 132.53
Trust the Bozzcess came out swinging with an early lead, but the commissioner sealed the deal with a well-timed “Almost had it!” GIF after the matchup. Alpha Elites relied on their usual trio of stars: Josh Allen (24.98), Ja’Marr Chase (23.00), and Joe Burrow (29.04), who ensured their place at the top of the standings. Bozzcess saw a heroic performance from Anthony Richardson “AR” with 30.08 points, but it wasn’t enough to dethrone the league's top dawg. Bozzcess slides into last place, adding insult to injury.
Bucks 4 Life (5-6) vs Hookah (6-5)
98.96 – 133.90
“It’s crazy what can happen when you start all your players.” Hookah, clearly taking notes from their Week 10 mishap, showed up in playoff form this week. Joe Mixon led the charge with a monster game: 109 rushing yards, 3 touchdowns, and 34.30 points. Bucks, on the other hand, had a brutal showing with six players scoring fewer than 6 points. Hookah climbs to fourth in the standings, while Bucks slip to sixth, slightly holding onto playoff territory.
Griddy Griddy Bang Bang (7-4) vs Schluch21 (5-6)
135.14 – 179.61
Schluch21 went nuclear this week, posting the second-highest score of the year! Jared Goff lit up the scoreboard with 34.58 points, tossing 4 touchdowns, two of which went to Amon-Ra St. Brown. Amon-Ra posted a beastly 11 receptions for 161 yards and finished with 33.10 points. Together, they accounted for 38% of Schluch21’s points, with the rest of the team delivering strong, consistent performances. Griddy struggled to keep up with five players scoring under 10 points. Despite the loss, Griddy holds onto third place, while Schluch21 surges to fifth, breathing down the necks of the playoff contenders.
Sunday we Parlay (9-2) vs Stroud Boyz (4-7)
125.28 – 84.08
This one was over before it even started. Sunday We Parlay coasted to victory behind strong games from Tee Higgins (25.30) and Jameis Winston (26.60). Stroud Boyz’s lineup was littered with duds, including Allgeier (0.40), McLaurin (1.50), and Justice Hill (6.10)—totaling a paltry 8 points combined. Sunday solidifies their hold on second place, while Stroud Boyz remain in seventh, looking increasingly unlikely to make a late-season push.
Midnightcowboy54 (3-8) vs BBCmc (4-7)
152.85 – 130.11
Finally, some good news for Midnightcowboy54! After weeks of heartbreak, they delivered a high-scoring performance in a matchup where their opponent didn’t set the league on fire. Saquon Barkley (32.80), Puka Nacua (31.80), and Brock Purdy (19.36) carried the load for Midnight. BBCmc fought back with Tua (23.52), J.K. Dobbins (18.40), and Cooper Kupp (25.60) leading their charge, but it wasn’t enough to stop their fourth straight loss. BBCmc’s trade of Alvin Kamara to Alpha Elites didn’t help their cause this week. Midnight climbs out of last place, moving to ninth, but still shares the league’s worst record with Bozzcess.
Alpha Elites (8-2) vs Midnightcowboy54 (2-8)
186.77 – 136.60
Alpha Elites blew out Midnightcowboy54 by a 50.17-point margin, with a powerhouse Thursday night performance that had to feel personal. Alpha Elites' Thursday Night Crew alone made up 69% of Alpha Elites' total score, with Chase logging a wild 264 yards and three touchdowns (51.90 points), and Burrow passing for 428 yards with four touchdowns (33.72 points). Midnightcowboy54 had a strong showing themselves, with Jalen Hurts (32.68) and Brock Purdy (23.82) delivering solid numbers. But outside their QBs, Midnightcowboy54 couldn’t get a single player over 15 points. Adding salt to the wound, Midnightcowboy54 would've beaten every other team in the league this week—just not Alpha Elites. Alpha Elites hang onto first place while Midnightcowboy54 remains last, carrying the dubious title of highest "Points Against" all season.
Bucks 4 Life (5-5) vs Griddy Griddy Bang Bang (7-3)
105.42 – 126.40
Griddy Griddy Bang Bang continued their march, now sitting two games ahead of Bucks 4 Life, courtesy of some major contributions from Russell Wilson (19.10), Bijan Robinson (27.90), and an unexpected show from Alec Pierce, who posted 81 yards and a TD (16.10). Bucks 4 Life struggled with their QBs this week, as Jayden Daniels and Kirk Cousins could barely scrape together 20 points combined. While Austin Ekeler tried to shoulder the load with 17.60 points, Bucks 4 Life couldn’t catch up, staying in playoff territory but tied with Hookah at 5-5.
Hookah (5-5) vs Schluch21 (4-6)
101.38 – 108.96
Oh, Hookah... yet another week of roster missteps. Playing inactive Amari Cooper may have cost them this matchup. They lost by only 7.58 points, with 15.30 points sitting on the bench from Ricky Pearsall. Schluch21 made sure to keep all active players on the field and barely edged Hookah, despite only four players topping the 13-point mark. George Pickens came in clutch with 18 points from 91 yards and a TD, putting him at WR #18 this season. Hookah stays fifth in the standings, while Schluch21 climbs to sixth, now just one game out of playoff contention.
Trust the Bozzcess (3-7) vs Stroud Boyz (4-6)
107.52 – 121.68
In what might be dubbed a survival match, Stroud Boyz emerged victorious thanks to a stellar debut from freshly signed Chubba Hubbard, who led with 153 rushing yards and a TD. Additional consistency came from Bucky Irving (16.20), Rachaad White (16), and Sutton (16). Trust the Bozzcess didn’t see similar luck, with their only high-scorer being Tyrone Tracy (16.90). Both teams face tough matchups next week as Stroud Boyz goes against juggernaut Sunday we Parlay, and Trust the Bozzcess squares off with league titan Alpha Elites.
Sunday we Parlay (8-2) vs BBCmc (4-6)
112.65 – 86.38
Sunday we Parlay secured another win, backed by Lamar Jackson (32.90) and Calvin Ridley (22.90), who combined for 56% of their total score. BBCmc, unfortunately, had half their roster scoring under 10 points and couldn’t keep up, putting up the lowest team score of the week. Even with CMC back, his 13.70 points couldn’t make a difference. BBCmc slides down two spots to eighth overall after a three-game losing streak, while Sunday we Parlay holds steady at second place.
Alpha Elites (7-2) vs Stroud Boyz (3-6)
165.14 – 121.23
Alpha Elites took control of this matchup with a 43.91-point difference. Their power came from four players who each scored over 23 points: Josh Allen (23.10), Zay Flowers (27.20), Chase Brown (24.20), and Joe Burrow (30.14). Zay Flowers shone with 127 yards and two touchdowns, while Burrow threw five TDs. Stroud Boyz had six players score over 13 points but it wasn't enough as they faced the second highest score this week. Alpha Elites slide up to first place in the standings, while Stroud Boyz, now tied with two other teams at 3-6, sit at eighth overall.
Midnightcowboy54 (2-7) vs Bucks 4 Life (5-4)
149.35 – 175.08
Midnightcowboy54’s tough luck continued in a 25.73-point loss to Bucks 4 Life. Despite standout performances from Jalen Hurts (29.90), Saquon Barkley (33.40), and DHop (24.60), Midnightcowboy54’s still got smashed by Bucks 4 Life with the second highest score this year. Midnightcowboy54 has the highest "Points Against" this season with 1,258.16 points, but they also have the second highest "Points For" with 1,232.26 points. A rare site to see. Bucks 4 Life claimed the highest weekly score, led by Jaxon Smith-Njigba’s 33.50 points, 7/13 receptions, 180 yards receiving, and two touchdowns. With a late scratch from Jalen McMillan, Midnight’s uphill battle persisted as Bucks 4 Life moved up to fourth overall after the matchup.
Griddy Griddy Bang Bang (6-3) vs Sunday we Parlay (7-2)
141.17 – 128.70
This anticipated heavyweight bout ended with Griddy Griddy Bang Bang winning by 12.47 points. Consistency was key, with every player scoring over 9 points, led by Geno Smith’s 25.12. Justin Jefferson also impressed with 137 yards and 18.08 points. Sunday we Parlay had Lamar (23.60) and Achane (28.10) but was set back by three players under 6 points. Griddy closes in on Sunday in the standings, who drop to second overall.
Trust the Bozzcess (3-6) vs Hookah (5-4)
78.51 – 131.33
"I don’t know what’s worse – starting a player on IR or losing to that team that did.” - The Commish. Trust the Bozzcess got a tough answer as Hookah, who started IR-bound Lazard, won with help from Mahomes (24.54), King Henry (25.80), and old man Rodgers (20.34). Combined, these three players accounted for 54% of Hookah's total score. 7 of the 10 players for Trust the Bozzcess had under 10 points, including Xavier Worthy with -1.00 points. Despite the win, Hookah slid to fifth due to Points For. If Hookah started a player over Lazard, they might have kept their ranking in the standings. Trust the Bozzcess fell to ninth overall.
Schluch21 (3-6) vs BBCmc (4-5)
145.93 – 137.37
Schluch21 kept their season hopes alive with a 8.56-point win over BBCmc, thanks to consistency across the board. Seven players scored over 14 points, while BBCmc struggled with underwhelming performances from Brian Thomas (5.2), Chubb (4.0), and Waddle (6.60). BBCmc slips to sixth overall, while Schluch21 rises as the top 3-6 team, still facing a long climb ahead.
Alpha Elites (6-2) vs Bucks 4 Life (4-4)
175.98 – 124.98
The Commissioner came back strong this week as Alpha Elites delivered a complete team performance with every player scoring over 10 points. The roster showcased four players with over 100 yards each: Jonathan Taylor (105 rushing), CeeDee Lamb (146 receiving), Zay Flowers (115 receiving), and George Kittle (128 receiving). CeeDee Lamb made a statement with 33.10 points, the second-highest point total of the week. Despite Bucks 4 Life’s third straight loss, they somehow slid up to fifth in the standings, taking a break from their usual "Left 4 Dead" vibes.
Midnightcowboy54 (2-6) vs Griddy Griddy Bang Bang (5-3)
165.24 – 116.37
Midnightcowboy54 secured their second win in style, led by Jalen Hurts with a runaway performance of 35.14 points thanks to his three rushing touchdowns. Puka Nacua returned from injury to chip in 14.60 points, sealing the win against the powerhouse Griddy Griddy Bang Bang. Meanwhile, Griddy’s quarterbacks had a rough outing, with Jordan Love (6.74 points) and Geno Smith (9.08 points) barely combining for 15 points. Griddy Griddy Bang Bang stays in third place, clutching the only 5-3 record in the league.
Hookah (4-4) vs Stroud Boyz (3-5)
128.75 – 142.13
Stroud Boyz squeezed out the win thanks to some luck and Hookah’s low-performing duo of Allen Lazard (0 points) and Amari Cooper (0.80 points). Stroud Boyz saw consistent production, with eight of ten players scoring over 14 points, led by Gardner Minshew’s solid 16.96 points. Despite the loss, Hookah clings to fourth in the standings, thanks to "points for" keeping them afloat in a crowded 4-4 tie.
Sunday we Parlay (7-1) vs Schluch21 (2-6)
151.02 – 146.71
With a 13.71-point deficit and only George Pickens left to play, Schluch21 fell short as Pickens managed just 9.40 points on Monday Night Football, with two of his touchdowns called back. Schluch21 now drops to last place after falling three spots this week. Sunday we Parlay powered on with big games from Lamar Jackson (24.16 points) and Jameis Winston (25.56 points), keeping them on top of the standings with a five-game win streak.
Trust the Bozzcess (3-5) vs BBCmc (4-4)
173.70 – 111.00
Trust the Bozzcess didn’t hold back, delivering a beatdown to BBCmc with four players scoring over 20 points each: Baker Mayfield (24.30), James Cook (26.80), Marvin Harrison Jr. (20.10), and Kyle Pitts (24.10). BBCmc struggled, with no player scoring over 16 points. Tua Tagovailoa’s CTE netted him 14.86 points but didn’t help their cause. With Trust the Bozzcess now having more total “points for” (974.98) than BBCmc (939.45), the gap between these two teams narrows.
Alpha Elites (5-2) vs Griddy Griddy Bang Bang (5-2)
95.96 – 136.23
A complete beatdown for the commish this week as Griddy Griddy Bang Bang came to play while Alpha Elites simply didn’t show up. The running back duo of Breece Hall (23.10 points, 38 yards rushing, 6/9 receiving with 103 yards and a touchdown) and Bijan Robinson (21.80 points, 103 yards rushing, 3/5 receiving with 40 yards and a touchdown) was just too much for Alpha Elites to handle. Newly acquired Geno Smith (17.78 points) and Stefon Diggs (4.80 points) for Griddy accounted for 16.6% of the team’s total points. Meanwhile, Alpha Elites made some questionable starts. Tank Dell, who must’ve gone into hiding this week, dropped a goose egg with 0 points. And Xavier Legette? Well, his 1.90 points could’ve been achieved on one leg. To make matters worse, Alpha Elites lost Brandon Aiyuk to injury, which will surely hurt going forward.
Bucks 4 Life (4-3) vs BBCmc (4-3)
69.02 – 83.56
If you were expecting excitement from this matchup, think again. It was like watching a boring Thursday Night Football game with low scoring and plenty of disappointment. Bucks 4 Life shattered the previous league low of 82.03 points from Week 2 with an embarrassing 69.02 points. Meanwhile, BBCmc had some life with a stellar performance from Javonte Williams (24.60 points, 88 yards rushing, two touchdowns, and 3/3 receiving for 23 yards) in TNF. Bucks 4 Life, now more like “Left 4 Dead,” is plagued by injuries, with only two players breaking the 10-point mark. Despite Cooper Kupp’s struggles and JuJu Smith-Schuster dealing with a “shattered vagina,” BBCmc still managed to pull out the win, with Brian Thomas Jr. (WR6) continuing his strong rookie season.
Midnightcowboy54 (1-6) vs Hookah (4-3)
148.49 – 151.20
Midnightcowboy54 put up a fight with six players scoring over 16 points, but it just wasn’t enough to topple Hookah. Leading the charge for Midnightcowboy54 was Jahmyr Gibbs (116 rushing yards, two touchdowns, 4/4 receiving for 44 yards) and Saquon Barkley (25.70 points, 176 rushing yards, 2/3 receiving for 11 yards). Hookah’s Joe Mixon answered with 25.40 points (115 rushing yards, two touchdowns, and 2/3 receiving for 9 yards), and both Josh Jacobs (17.70 points) and AJ Brown (17.40 points) chipped in strong performances. Hookah was down 21.99 points heading into Monday Night Football with only Derrick Henry left to play — but Henry delivered in a big way with 24.70 points, including 169 rushing yards and a touchdown. Midnightcowboy54 falls to 1-6, and while they rank third in points for, they just can’t seem to catch a break. Hookah now moves up two spots in the standings to 4th overall with their second consecutive win.
Schluch21 (formerly Kent State) (2-5) vs Stroud Boyz (2-5)
123.36 – 72.56
Schluch21 picked up a much-needed win this week, proving they’re not destined for last place just yet. Newly acquired Kareem Hunt led the way with 21.30 points (22 carries, 78 yards rushing, and two touchdowns), while Amon-Ra St. Brown was perfect with 8/8 receptions, 112 yards, and a touchdown. Schluch21 had six players score over 14 points, putting up a dominant performance. On the other side, Stroud Boyz had a rough outing, with Brian’s pregame declaration of being “on the cutting edge of innovation” not exactly panning out as planned. David Njoku did deliver with 21.10 points (10/14 receptions, 76 yards, and a touchdown), but it wasn’t nearly enough as Stroud Boyz fell by 50.80 points. Schluch21 moves up three spots in the standings, now tied with Stroud Boyz and Trust the Bozzcess at 2-5.
Sunday we Parlay (6-1) vs Trust the Bozzcess (2-5)
117.09 – 107.72
The matchup was close heading into Monday Night Football, with just 5.53 points separating the teams. Lamar Jackson (36.44 points) sealed the win for Sunday we Parlay, easily outscoring Marvin Harrison Jr. and Baker Mayfield, who combined for 32.60 points for Trust the Bozzcess. Even without starting a second quarterback due to Justin Fields' benching, Sunday we Parlay found success in Aaron Jones, who put up 19.10 points in the SuperFlex position. Trust the Bozzcess had solid contributions from Baker Mayfield (29 points) and Kenneth Walker (22.30 points), who accounted for 47.8% of their team's total points. Sunday we Parlay extends their win streak to four, taking over first place in the standings with a 6-1 record.
Alpha Elites (5-1) vs Hookah (3-3)
145.87 – 152.76
Hookah put on a show with their dynamic backfield of Derrick Henry and Joe Mixon. Henry rumbled for 132 yards and two touchdowns (25.20 points), while Mixon added 102 total yards and two more touchdowns (26.20 points). To top it off, AJ Brown, fresh off an injury, delivered 20.60 points with 116 yards and a touchdown. Alpha Elites kept it competitive, with Zay Flowers posting a strong 17.90 points on 9/9 receptions for 132 yards, and George Kittle chipping in two touchdowns. But, going into Monday Night Football, Hookah trailed by 7.87 points. The combo of Aaron Rodgers (18.76 points) and Allen Lazard (20.40 points) came through just enough to overcome Josh Allen’s 24.40 points for Alpha Elites. Hookah moves up to sixth in the standings, while Alpha Elites suffer their first loss but hold onto first place with their league-high 835.18 points.
Bucks 4 Life (4-2) vs Sunday We Parlay (5-1)
111.58 – 138.47
Bucks 4 Life’s four-game win streak came to a halt as the Super Bowl champs, Sunday We Parlay, continued their dominance. Lamar Jackson (19.92 points) and Justin Fields (23.70 points) were the engines driving the victory, contributing 31% of the team’s total score. David Montgomery provided 20.50 points, but Bucks 4 Life was set back by a rough day from Travis Etienne, who ended up with -0.10 points on 3 carries for negative yards. Garrett Wilson shined on Monday Night Football for Bucks 4 Life, pulling in 8/10 receptions for 107 yards and a touchdown (20.70 points), but it wasn’t enough to overcome the champs. Sunday We Parlay remains in second place as they notch their third straight win.
Griddy Griddy Bang Bang (4-2) vs BBCmc (3-3)
123.94 – 101.39
Griddy Griddy Bang Bang cruised thanks to strong running back performances from Bijan Robinson (24 points) and Breece Hall (19.40 points). Jordan Love added to the score with a monster 4-touchdown game, netting 26.62 points. BBCmc fought back with Caleb Williams, the number two pick in the rookie draft, throwing 4 touchdowns of his own (29.64 points), but it wasn’t enough. Griddy Griddy Bang Bang moves up to 3rd overall, while BBCmc stays in 5th with a 3-3 record.
Trust the Bozzcess (2-4) vs Kent State (1-5)
108.50 – 105.03
Trust the Bozzcess rises in the standings, showing that they’re not done yet, even with two inactive players on their roster! They pulled off the win by just 3.47 points. Five players scored over 16 points for Trust the Bozzcess, with the consistency pushing them to victory. As for Kent State, they’re truly emulating their namesake college team—struggling hard. Jared Goff (25.10 points) was the lone bright spot, but it wasn’t enough to save Kent State from last place. To make matters worse, Kent State traded away their 2025 first-round pick earlier this year, leaving the future just as bleak as the present.
Midnightcowboy54 (1-5) vs Stroud Boyz (2-4)
111.86 – 151.96
Stroud Boyz came roaring back with the second-highest points of the week. Chris Godwin led the charge with 30.0 points on 11/13 receptions, 125 yards, and two touchdowns. CJ Stroud (19.38 points), Tyler Allgeier (19.30 points), and Terry McLaurin (20.30 points) added to the damage. Midnightcowboy54, despite strong showings from Jalen Hurts (21.86 points) and Brock Purdy (24.10 points), just couldn’t keep up. With a 1-5 record, they might have to "hit the corner in the middle of the night" to find their next win. Midnightcowboy54 drops to 9th, while Stroud Boyz move up two spots to 7th.
Alpha Elites (5-0) vs Schluch21 (1-4)
170.02 – 131.24
The David and Goliath matchup of the week saw Alpha Elites maintain their undefeated record, sending Schluch21 to 1-4. Ja’Marr Chase was absolutely unstoppable with 193 yards and 2 touchdowns, totaling 36.30 points. Joe Burrow was just as lethal, adding 34.78 points with 5 touchdowns and 392 passing yards. Combined, Chase and Burrow accounted for 41.8% of Alpha Elites' total points. While Schluch21 fought hard, with six players putting up over 13 points, Alpha Elites proved more consistent with seven players over 13. Schluch21 now holds the dubious title of the most points scored against them this season (721.57), and they're one of four teams at 1-4. Alpha Elite's week 5 total score of 170.02 is now the highest score of the season.
Bucks 4 Life (4-1) vs Trust the Bozzcess (1-4)
136.15 – 125.84
This close battle could have gone either way, but Bucks 4 Life edged out Trust the Bozzcess thanks to their deadly WR duo of Mike Evans (20.70 points) and Garrett Wilson (22.60 points). Baker Mayfield (23.40), D’Andre Swift (19), and Trevor Lawrence (22.24) all gave solid performances for Trust the Bozzcess, but they couldn’t quite pull off the upset. Bucks 4 Life has now won four straight and prepares for a heavyweight fight next week against the Super Bowl champs, Sunday we Parlay. Meanwhile, Trust the Bozzcess will face Schluch21 in the highly anticipated "Toilet Bowl" style game—where something's got to give.
Griddy Griddy Bang Bang (3-2) vs Stroud Boyz (1-4)
121.36 – 114.30
In a battle of underperformers, Griddy Griddy Bang Bang snuck past Stroud Boyz despite a rough day for many players. Drake London kicked things off with a big Thursday Night Football performance, racking up 27.40 points with 154 yards and a touchdown. However, 10 players in this matchup failed to score double digits. Griddy’s Bijan Robinson (9.20), Breece Hall (5.20), and Jerry Jeudy (2.10) combined for just 13.65 points, making up 11.3% of their total score. Despite the struggles, Griddy moves to 3-2, while Stroud Boyz slump to 1-4 after losing three straight.
Hookah (2-3) vs BBCmc (3-2)
109.25 – 144.42
BBCmc’s quarterback combo of Joe Flacco (28.56 points) and Caleb Williams (23.56 points) led them to a dominant win over Hookah. Injuries and bye weeks plagued Hookah, leaving them at a disadvantage from the start. Brian Thomas Jr. who is WR7 on the year, was a bright spot for BBCmc, adding 20.70 points with 122 yards and a touchdown, while unlikely hero Trey Sermon contributed 15.30 points to seal the victory. BBCmc moves to 3-2 and is one of the few teams keeping pace with the league’s top dogs. Hookah, however, falls to 2-3 and has the lowest points scored in the league with just 549.97. Hookah will need to pick up the pace to stay in playoff contention.
Midnightcowboy54 (1-4) vs Sunday we Parlay (4-1)
103.62 – 169.26
The Super Bowl champs, Sunday we Parlay, made quick work of Midnightcowboy54, fueled by a huge performance from Lamar Jackson with 35.42 points. Lamar, Brian Robinson, DJ Moore, Tucker Kraft, Tee Higgins, and Justin Fields all finished the week with multiple touchdown performances. Midnightcowboy54, despite being third in total points for the season (657.32), fell to 1-4 and sits in 7th place. Midnightcowboy54 have a chance to bounce back next week in a matchup against another 1-4 team, Stroud Boyz. For Sunday we Parlay, they now have scored back-to-back weeks of more than 169 points!
Alpha Elites (4-0) vs BBCmc (2-2)
128.08 - 106.22
Alpha Elites continue their reign, taking advantage of a battered BBCmc team. With six players scoring over 13 points, Alpha cruised to victory, despite Brian Thomas Jr. putting up a solid 18.90 points for BBCmc. BTJ is WR15 on the season. Unfortunately, BBCmc’s injury woes deepened with Rashee Rice going down with a knee injury. BBCmc drops to 5th in the standings, while Alpha Elites remain the only undefeated team in the league.
Bucks 4 Life (3-1) vs Stroud Boyz (1-3)
158.51 - 142.25
A high-scoring affair saw Bucks 4 Life edge out Stroud Boyz in a shootout. Jordan Mason’s 23 points and Monday night reinforcements from David Montgomery (14.50) and JSN (9.10) helped secure Bucks’ third straight win. Geno Smith’s 22.60 on MNF wasn’t enough to bring Stroud Boyz back from the brink, extending their losing streak to three games. Bucks 4 Life is now rolling after a 0-1 start, while Stroud Boyz are stuck in reverse.
Griddy Griddy Bang Bang (2-2) vs Trust the Bozzcess (1-3)
121.45 - 146.85
Trust the Bozzcess shocked the league with a Monday night comeback, thanks to Kenneth Walker’s three-touchdown, 31.60-point explosion and Jameson Williams’ long touchdown reception. Griddy stumbled hard with only two players scoring more than 10 points. Trust the Bozzcess finally have a win under their belt but remain in last place due to points for.
Sunday we Parlay (3-1) vs Hookah (2-2)
169.02 - 89.10
Sunday we Parlay put on a show, blowing Hookah out of the water behind Justin Fields (33.98), Lamar Jackson (25.64), and Jayden Reed (23.60). Together, these three players accounted for 49% of Sunday’s total points! Fields continues to prove his doubters wrong as QB6 on the year, while Hookah was getting cooked by Cooks and others. Hookah now holds two of the three scores this season in the 80 point range, ouch.
Midnightcowboy54 (1-3) vs Schluch21 (1-3)
139.59 - 140.42
In the closest matchup of the week, Schluch21 pulled off a thrilling 0.83-point victory over Midnightcowboy54, thanks to a Mortal Kombat-style finishing move on Monday night from Jared Goff (26.68) and Amon-Ra St. Brown (17.78). Midnightcowboy54 put up a solid fight with Jahmyr Gibbs (19.80) and DK Metcalf (13.90) leading the way, but they just couldn’t land the final blow. Both teams now sit at 1-3, but Schluch21 walks away with the sweetest of wins.
Score: 131.00 – 90.58
In a dominant Monday night performance, Josh Allen (30.92 points) and Jamar Chase (26.80 points) carried Alpha Elites to a comfortable victory, contributing 44.4% of their total points. Lamar Jackson (25.98) and Justin Fields (19.40) combined for 50.2% of Sunday we Parlay’s points, but it wasn’t enough to avoid their first loss of the season. Mark Andrews and Rashid Shaheed both threw up goose eggs, canceling each other out. With the win, Alpha Elites remains the only undefeated team.
Score: 133.22 – 111.59
In this heated Indiana Rival Game, Bucks 4 Life squeaked out a win after a big Monday night performance by Jayden Daniels (28.06 points). Despite weeks of trash talk, Bucks 4 Life had the last laugh. Newly acquired Travis Etienne only chipped in 10.50 points, but it was the bench that showed up, with Jauan Jennings posting a league-high 41 points. Schluch21 remains winless as they prepare to face Midnightcowboy54, who just posted the highest score of the week. For Bucks 4 Life, Dak Prescott (29.86 points) and Jayden Daniels contributed a combined 43.3% of their total score.
Score: 126.81 – 144.17
Griddy Griddy Bang Bang came in as the favorite, but a disastrous start with Jacoby Brissett’s 3.92 points on Thursday night put them in a hole they couldn’t climb out of. Maybe leaving the "Red Rocket" Andy Dalton (24.56 points) on the bench wasn’t the best idea—someone call the rocket scientist! Hookah saw four players score over 20 points each: Derrick Henry (29.90), Rome Odunze (20.40), Amari Cooper (24.10), and Aaron Rodgers (21.04), contributing a whopping 66.5% of their total points. With the win, Hookah remains one of five teams at 2-1, but Griddy still holds second place overall with 408.04 total points. Turns out, you can get a win if you check your lineup before hand.
Score: 133.46 – 115.38
Despite crying about injuries last week, BBCmc has now won two straight, climbing to a winning record. Stroud Boyz, on the other hand, traded away Etienne and Mike Evans but took another L, making it back-to-back losses for them. Stroud Boyz's new additions shone, with Devin Singletary (18.80 points) outscoring the departed Etienne (10.50 points), and Tyler Lockett (7.10 points) outperforming Mike Evans (2.70 points). BBCmc’s trio of Dallas Goedert (24.50 points), Rashee Rice (23.10 points), and Caleb Williams (21.32 points) carried them to the win.
Score: 169.32 – 86.80
The battle of the winless wasn’t much of a contest, as Midnightcowboy54 obliterated Trust the Bozzcess. Looks like the "Bozzcess," referencing "process," is to lose... indefinitely. Even if Midnightcowboy54 had benched Kyren Williams (30.60 points) and Saquon Barkley (31.60 points), they still would’ve won! Trust the Bozzcess remains in last place with only 312.37 points scored on the season and continues to spiral after Trevor Lawrence, their 5th overall pick, dropped another dud, scoring just 10.42 points on Monday Night Football. Midnightcowboy54 posted the highest score of the season so far and now sits at 7th in the standings.
Score: 139.75 – 129.81
Alpha Elites continue their unbeaten run, with Kyler Murray leading the charge at 28.54 points and five other players contributing more than 14 points each. Trust the Bozzcess fought hard with a 28-point performance from James Cook, accounting for 21.57% of their total score, and Marvin Harrison Jr. finally living up to his 1.01 pick with 27 points, 20.8% of their final total. Despite these performances, Bozzcess sits in last place with only 225.57 points scored over two weeks and a rough reminder that they finished dead last last season.
Score: 105.81 – 82.03
What was expected to be a close matchup turned into a breeze for Bucks 4 Life, all thanks to Hookah’s boneheaded decision to start an injured AJ Brown. Alex, Team Hookah’s owner, continues his streak of start/sit disasters for two years running, securing an easy victory for Bucks 4 Life. Pro tip for next week: Check the injury reports, Alex!
Score: 153.32 – 132.13
Griddy Griddy Bang Bang flexed hard this week with three players scoring over 20 points: Justin Jefferson with 21.3, Breece Hall with 20.90, and Malik Nabers with 23.70. These three accounted for 42.14% of Griddy’s total points. Meanwhile, Schluch21 falls to 0-2 and faces the harsh reality of being one of three winless teams and they are without a first-round pick next year. Tough start to the season!
Score: 124.56 - 96.58
In a rematch of Super Bowl I, Sunday we Parlay once again got the best of Stroud Boyz. Devon Achane led the way with 26 points, and Calvin Ridley chipped in with 22.70 points, propelling Parlay to an easy victory. Stroud Boyz, on the other hand, only saw two players break the 15-point barrier. Adding to the chaos, 31-year-old Mike Evans, who had a dismal 5.70 points in Week 2, was shipped off to Bucks 4 Life for a 2027 1st and 2nd-round pick in what is now the 26th trade of the season. Stroud Boyz are stockpiling, now holding three 1st rounders for 2027!
Score: 129.78 – 146.61
Midnightcowboy54 probably thought they had this one in the bag with Jalen Hurts dropping 24.82 points, DK Metcalf adding 23.90, and solid performances from Barkley and Gibbs. But they got outgunned by an injury-plagued BBCmc squad that had Tua "CTE" Tagovailoa and an injured Cooper Kupp... yet still found a way to win. Alvin Kamara stole the show as the top scorer of the week with a massive 43 points, and JK Dobbins seems to have both legs functioning again, putting up 19.60 points. Despite the injuries, BBCmc is rolling. Can they survive another week of banged-up players? Stay tuned!
Score: 120.46 - 115.01
Josh Allen led Alpha Elites with the highest points of any player on their team with 33.18. It was enough to overcome the combined efforts of Barkley and Hurts. Alpha Elites rode their star to a tight victory, with a slim margin of just 5.45 points separating the two teams.
Score: 107.27 - 127.91
Despite Tyreek Hill getting arrested before game time, Griddy Griddy Bang Bang managed to pull off the win. Hill put up the best performance for his team with 22.5 points. Bucks 4 Life saw a bright spot with rookie Jayden Daniels. Griddy’s top QB, Jordan Love, went down with an MCL sprain and will be out for a few weeks. The win came with a price for Griddy, but it was still a strong showing in Week 1.
Score: 125.42 - 123.34
In one of the closest matchups of the week, Hookah edged out Schluch21 by a mere 2.08 points. Both teams showed consistency across the board, but it was Joe Mixon’s 25.3-point performance that sealed the victory for Hookah. A hard-fought game with little room for error.
Score: 95.76 - 152.25
Stroud Boyz absolutely dominated Trust the Bozzcess in Week 1, with a whopping 56.49-point difference. Trust the Bozzcess not only had the lowest score of the week but also fell a full 19.3 points short of the next lowest scorer. To add insult to injury, Marvin Harrison Jr., who was taken 1.01 in the rookie draft, put up a dismal 0.90 points. On the other hand, Stroud Boyz had six players score over 15 points and look like they’re coming back strong after last season’s Super Bowl loss.
Score: 136.06 - 112.79
Sunday we Parlay ended Week 1 as the second-highest scorer, thanks to standout performances from Lamar Jackson, De'Von Achane, and Tony Pollard. BBCmc struggled to keep up after Christian McCaffrey was scratched at the last minute, leaving them with no chance against the reigning champs.
Stroud Boyz (2) vs Sunday we PARLAY (4)
Score: 248.40 - 262.94
Super Bowl I was dominated by Sunday we PARLAY and their quarterback play. After week one, Sunday we PARLAY was up 15.63 points over Stroud Boyz. Over the span of two weeks, Lamar and Fields scored 109.64 points compared to the Stroud Boys combination of Heinicke, Howell, Stroud, and Carr who only scored 42.90 points. Sunday we PARLAY must have felt confident by not starting a wide receiver two in week 17. Sunday we PARLAY becomes the first Super Bowl Champion and wins $850 plus the Championship Belt. Stroud Boyz wins $100 and finishes second overall.
BBCmc (3) vs Bucks 4 Life (1)
Score: 267.86 - 212.58
Top seed no longer, Bucks 4 Life is defeated by four-seed BBCmc. BBCmc had a 22.88 point lead heading into week 17. BBCmc expanded their lead by 32.40 points in week 17 making the total margin of victory being 55.28 points. BBCmc slipped out of the finals but secured $50 and third place overall. Bucks 4 Life finished the regular season as the top seed in the playoffs with a 10-4 record but finishes just out of the money with fourth place.
Bucks 4 Life (1) vs Sunday we PARLAY (4)
Score: 104.05 – 124.73
Top seeded Bucks 4 Life fell hard to Sunday we PARLAY this week. Jake Browning was more than serviceable for Bucks 4 Life. Browning scored 19.96 points but it was the starter Dak Prescott that put up a dud performance with 7.06 points. Sunday we PARLAY’s quarterbacks were about the same in performance but managed to score 4.16 points higher than Bucks 4 Life. It was rookie sensation Sam LaPorta that really shined for Sunday we PARLAY with 27.35 points. LaPorta finished with the fifth best performance of the week of all players. Sunday we PARLAY will advance to the finals to face Stroud Boyz in a two-week match-up.
BBCmc (3) vs Stroud Boyz (2)
Score: 129.02 – 130.90
Blunders were made from both sides of this matchup resulting in a win for Stroud Boyz. Stroud Boyz started injured Tyreek Hill which resulted in zero points but BBCmc said, “hold my beer” and made a blunder of their own. BBCmc started Geno Smith and Tyler Lockett needing 5.49 points before Monday Night’s game. The only issue was Geno Smith wasn’t starting due to an injury. Drew Lock was available in free agency but BBCmc did not make the pick-up. Lockett ended up finishing with 3.60 points which did not cover the 5.49 margin. Stroud Boyz advance to the finals with the win. BBCmc will face Bucks 4 Life for third place in a two-week matchup.
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